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| Agent Matt | Posted: Oct 20, 2010 - 12:34 |
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 Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | Have you ever seen a half-monkey, half-person? No? Well neither has Glenn Beck, which is how he knows evolution doesn't exist. On his radio show today, Beck wondered how many people in the country believe in evolution, and said he doesn't: "I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet." "If I get to the other side and God's like, 'You know what, yep, you were a monkey once,' I'll be shocked, but I'll be cool with it," he said. "They have to make you care," Beck continued. "They have to force it down your throat. When anybody has to force it -- it's a problem. You didn't have to force that the world was round. Truth is truth." Et tu Christopher Columbus? | |||||
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| Ed | Posted: Oct 20, 2010 - 12:51 |
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 Level: 10 CS Original | lol, I do wonder why Beck isnt a full on truther he seems to believe in just about everything else. Why not Creationism? | |||||
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| domokato | Posted: Oct 20, 2010 - 13:21 |
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Level: 4 CS Original | Beck, you fucking moron. | |||||
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| Kepp | Posted: Oct 20, 2010 - 14:01 |
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 Level: 5 CS Original | ARGH! | |||||
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| Kepp | Posted: Oct 20, 2010 - 14:06 |
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Level: 5 CS Original | "You didn't have to force that the world was round. Truth is truth." ARGH! Edit:To think how many people follow this guy. | |||||
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| sorry | Posted: Oct 20, 2010 - 14:16 |
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Level: 12 CS Original | This is the end of the line for Beck. I danced around respecting Beck for denouncing 911 Trutherism, but this is it. He's been corrupted by so much religious, elitist, and conspiratorial propaganda over the last 10 years that's sent him so fast down his own slippery slope to insanity. He will leave Fox News within the next year. | |||||
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| Caramel Color | Posted: Oct 20, 2010 - 16:14 |
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 hey sailor Level: 1 CS Original | He's a Mormon, what do you expect? | |||||
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| Edward L Winston | Posted: Oct 20, 2010 - 16:28 |
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 President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho: porn star and five-time ultimate smackdown wrestling champion! Level: 150 CS Original | I've seen a half-person, half-douchebag live on the Fox News channel. | |||||
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| Dr_Benedict_Zaroff | Posted: Oct 21, 2010 - 01:54 |
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 Level: 1 CS Original | So Beck doesn't own a mirror? | |||||
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| Edward L Winston | Posted: Oct 21, 2010 - 03:17 |
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President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho: porn star and five-time ultimate smackdown wrestling champion! Level: 150 CS Original | Surely he can see his reflection in some of his polished gold coins (goldline reference). | |||||
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| Omni-Science | Posted: Oct 21, 2010 - 17:19 |
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 Ordo Ab Chao. Level: 8 CS Original | It pisses me off so much that most people who reject evolution are the ones that have the most absolute shit-understanding of it... For Christ's sake, Beck, understand and explain what evolution is when you talk about it, then say you reject it. Stop beating around the bush so we can just call you insane, or at the very least irrational. | |||||
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| domokato | Posted: Oct 21, 2010 - 20:07 |
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Level: 4 CS Original | He's already demonstrated quite clearly his level of understanding of evolution if he thinks half man half monkey people should exist according to it. Although come to think of it, what about homo-erectus and homo-neanderthalis, etc.? Hasn't he seen them? Either way we can safely call him insane. And I already have | |||||
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